Well, not exactly.  But it isn’t too far off…

Today, Sepp Blatter and FIFA commissioned Franz Beckenbauer and “the league of extraordinary gentlemen his panel of experts” to explore alternative solutions to penalty kicks.  Clearly, in response to last week’s Champions League Final that ended on penalties.

All I can say is, THANK GOD.  It is hands-down the single worst “overtime” in all of sports.  Even the old NFL structure (where only one team got the ball) was better because at least it partially preserved the Team vs. Team concept.  How can you take the ultimate team game, and decide the outcome in a 1v1 manner?  It’s hypocritical.  It’s cruel.  It’s uncreative.  I’d rather see a team dance competition, or crown the winner of a team multiple choice exam.

Here is my (the right) proposed solution:  After 120 Minutes >> untimed Golden Goal.

You would need to allow more substitutions (including switching out the referee), but the game needs to be decided on the field, and by the teams.  In my opinion, this only strengthens the team concept, because the depth of your team (top-to-bottom) will be on display. The best team (20+ guys), not just the best 11, would win.

Now Sepp, we need to discuss my payment…

 

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Barca lost their league
And so did Man U.

Alright, obviously I am no Shakespeare. The video above on the other hand is nothing short of perfection.


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By Travis Clark

So after ten months of mostly meaningless camps and friendlies, U.S. Men’s National Team coach Jurgen Klinsmann faces his first true test this June with the beginning of World Cup qualifying.

It’s only the beginning, but for the very first time U.S. fans and observers will get the opportunity to see what Klinsmann brings to the table. How will this group – which consists mostly of familiar faces – respond to the adversity of CONCACAF qualifying?

Considering that the first two teams they’ll face are Antigua & Barbuda and Guatemala, anything short of a six-point haul in those two games is certain to be something of a surprise.

Of course, the buildup to those two games is a challenging schedule, starting Saturday, May 30 against Scotland, followed up by friendlies against Brazil and Canada.

Most importantly, those two games will be the first competitive games under Klinsmann. No longer is it about listening to him talk about nutrition, development or playing style. It shifts to results, and anything short of qualifying for the World Cup is going to be an utter failure.

That won’t be determined in this five-game stretch. However, for the first time since Bayern Munich sacked him back in 2009, he’ll oversee competitive matches with real implications.

And that is reason alone to watch and see how not only the coach reacts, but the American players, as they journey towards the 2014 World Cup finally begins.

 

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One of the few things U.S. Men’s National Team defender and captain Carlos Bocanegra can’t seem to find in Glasgow, Scotland – where he plays for his club Rangers – is a burrito.

Tag along as he drives around the city in search of tasty Mexican food – something you know is hard to come by if you’ve ever been to Europe.

 

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In today’s edition of 5v5, we tackle the subject of Women’s Professional Soccer following the league’s announcement that it has folded.

Four soccer writers welcome a special guest to the panel: Notre Dame legend turned professional, Melissa Henderson. Henderson was the second overall pick in the 2012 WPS Draft, and she now plays for the Boston Breakers of the WPSL.

Remember, you can tweet comments or questions to any of our panel members by clicking on their name. With that said, let’s get to the debate.

 

Which best describes your reaction to the WPS folding: surprised, discouraged or unmoved? (Why?)

Beau Dure, espnW: Unmoved. It’s really more important that several teams continue to exist as pro squads than it is to see the league as an entity survive. Sure, a healthy WPS would be terrific for the women’s game, but it wasn’t healthy.

Melissa Henderson, Boston Breakers: Shocked. I was leaving training when I received a phone call from (Notre Dame Coach Randy Waldrum) informing me of the news. It was hardest to take because I was just starting to take in that I had accomplished my dream of being drafted and playing professional soccer.

Lucy Hallowell, Afterellen.com: Discouraged. The league seemed to be teetering on the brink when it suspended its season this winter. The Women’s World Cup last summer should have provided a huge boost to the league. Add that to the Olympics this summer when more people, even non-soccer fans, tune in to watch the events, and you realize that the WPS missed a golden opportunity to raise interest in the sport. It’s discouraging that the league had to suspend operation this season when interest would have been high. It’s also discouraging that this is the second league that has tried and failed to bring professional women’s soccer to the United States. Hopefully, it won’t be the last.

Jahmal Corner, The 91st Minute: Unmoved. Unfortunately, the writing was on the wall from the beginning and the suspension earlier this year was foreshadowing.

Jeff Kassouf, Equalizersoccer.com: I wasn’t surprised. It was pretty clear that it was imminent for several weeks leading up to the announcement and I was a firm believer that from the first day WPS announced a suspension of operations that it was not coming back. I was very put off by the announcement just being posted to Facebook and not emailed out as a press release. I realize there is no longer a league office to speak of, but I think that would have been courteous to the handful of media who covered the league for three years.


Does the WPS folding say more about the league, or us as an audience?

Dure: Honestly, neither. At this point, you have to have people who are willing to lose money on women’s soccer for whatever reason – exposing their own brand (the Borislow/Sahlen/Red Bull way), investing in a long-term payoff (the AEG way) or just saying this is important to us as a society. Any number of businesses or business leaders could’ve kept the Washington Freedom in town with what amounted to pocket change for them. They didn’t. That’s not an indictment of them, it’s just a fact. Spending money on a women’s soccer team isn’t as important to them as being a patron of the Kennedy Center or some other arts program. That’s their choice.

Henderson: Women’s soccer in the U.S. just isn’t a top priority. That’s hard to say, but true. I definitely think it is continuously growing, but in comparison to the rest of the world I feel we are centuries behind. Soccer is more than a sport to us, but a life. I just wish everyone in the U.S. could understand the difficulty and admire the excitement that comes along with soccer.

Hallowell: I think it says a little about both. The league was obviously on shaky ground if it needed to suspend a season because it could not fight a court battle and put a product on the field. It also says that the league did not find a way, last year, to capitalize on the insane popularity of Abby Wambach, Hope Solo, and the rest of the US Team. In terms of the audience, it is important that they remember that if they want to be able to watch the best soccer players in the world compete in the U.S. they need to get out to games and support the teams. Of course, you’re competing with the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, and even the MLS. I think there is an audience that wants to be able to watch soccer; parents who have kids who love to watch the USWNT play and want to see the players up close. The challenge is getting those people out to games.

Corner: Says more about us. Did the league have flaws? Absolutely. Should it have launched on the shoulders of an established male infrastructure? Possibly. But the WPS isn’t the first women’s league to fail, or struggle. Until women’s athletics reaches more of a demand on the professional level it will always be an uphill battle.

Kassouf: It is clear that women’s soccer still is not something the public will support consistently in mass. The U.S. women have soared to new heights and select players are legitimately mainstream celebrities. But these sellout crowds we are seeing for U.S. games have not translated to club soccer beyond the immediate window following major tournaments. It is easy to be critical of how WPS operated, but things were not handled as poorly as some fans would like to think. I’ve seen a lot of nonsensical comments about how bad WPS leadership was. Does anybody remember Tonya Antonucci? The league certainly tried just about everything. There is no getting away with saying the folks involved did not adapt.

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Nike Soccer’s top scouts are on the road in the U.S. to check out teams that are stepping up and making noise in The Chance.

Their first stop was downtown LA, where 45 players showed their creativity and hunger with the hopes of standing out in the eyes of U.S. Soccer Technical Advisor Hugo Perez. Only one made the cut.

Will you be next? Get Noticed. http://go.nike.com/The_Chance

 

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Dude, what’s happening? I don’t even know what to say. After you watch the above hallucinogen video of Irish band Jedward, check out this topless women’s group, and then this Chinese promo and tell me that Euro 2012 isn’t turning into the weirdest event since Woodstock.

You can’t. Just put the Green Cape on and enjoy the ride.

 

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Kei Kamara will be coming to an ESPN The Magazine stand near you. We know this because the Sporting KC standout tweeted us a cool sneak peek of his photo shoot.

Kamara offers a great story, chronicled in this must-see documentary, and is good for the game.

Check out the photo he tweeted after the jump.

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Man, bring on Euro 2012! The buildup is crazy!

First, we had the greatest promo you’ve ever seen, now this bizarre-protest-that-makes-absolutely-zero-sense-but-is-still-wildly-entertaining

So the Ukraine women’s rights group, FEMEN, is apparently not a big fan of the English National Team and says it poses a threat for Ukraine’s fair sex.

In response, FEMEN showed up topless with expletives written all over their bodies in an attempt to trash the Euro Cup (shrug).

The person pictured above who is draped in a blanket like Hannibal Lector? Yeah, she was one of the perpetrators.

Do I understand any of this? No.

Does it make me excited for the Euro Cup? ‘H’ Yes!

 

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We’ve always known that verbal commitments are just that – verbal. They’re not binding, or even official.

But some coaches are pretty much making a mockery of the early courting process. Ole Miss football coach Hugh Freeze has reportedly sent out 241 offers to recruits to fill 25-30 spots. Math has never been my strong suit, but that doesn’t seem to add up.

Mike Farrell, of Rivals, recently told Yahoo Sports that Freeze’s approach isn’t so rare.

“Of course it looks insane and out of control, but these offers mean as much as the paper they are printed on (none). Coaches can now hand out offers like candy on Halloween with few repercussions if a prospect tries to commit and they turn him down.”

Sounds just like my approach to dating.

 

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