England, you have been warned. The Kardahsian clan is about to cross the pond and invade your life. If you aren’t careful, there will soon be a Dash on Saville Row and enough paps to drown out the attention of any W.A.G. that may be clinging to the arm of the local football star. Yes, you are reading this correctly. Not only are Posh and Becks selling their toys, they are also selling their 24-acre estate for $28 million. And guess who wants to buy it?
YAY! Kim Kardasian!
The small-city estate formerly owned by Beckham comes complete with:
“An indoor and outdoor swimming pool, a petting zoo, recording studio, a snooker room (a what???), a gym, and state-of-the-art floodlit tennis courts.”
Oh, we’re not done.
“Three £10,000 gazebos, each with a different theme – lakeside, romantic and ornamental. They have also installed a 52ft garden pavilion with a marble floor that houses a 4ft barbecue pit worth £70,000.”
Kim lives in L.A., so this is a dumb “investment”, right? WRONG! Miss Kardashian will “rent out rooms to her wealthy fans” when she or her family aren’t using it. How nice of her! Maybe the house guests will get a surprise when she visits via helicopter and lands on her own roof – yes, it has a helipad.
Isn’t the lottery tonight?