Word on the street is that Kaka may join the LA Galaxy next season, filling the international icon void left by Beckham. But could Kaka truly step into those cleats? Does he have the Becks juice? Let’s examine:

KAKA                                                       BECKHAM
6-1                    HEIGHT                         Giant among men

30                      AGE                               Ageless

Random lady     WIFE                            Legendary Posh Spice

Twitter king       FAME                           He’s David ‘frickin Beckham

Brazilian great   LEGACY                       He’s David ‘frickin Beckham

So there you have it, folks. Kaka may be coming to the MLS but you can’t spell Galaxy without ‘LA’ and you can’t spell LA without ‘universal’ icon. Call me when Kaka gets his own line of underwear.