Word on the street is that Kaka may join the LA Galaxy next season, filling the international icon void left by Beckham. But could Kaka truly step into those cleats? Does he have the Becks juice? Let’s examine:
6-1 HEIGHT Giant among men
30 AGE Ageless
Random lady WIFE Legendary Posh Spice
Twitter king FAME He’s David ‘frickin Beckham
Brazilian great LEGACY He’s David ‘frickin Beckham
So there you have it, folks. Kaka may be coming to the MLS but you can’t spell Galaxy without ‘LA’ and you can’t spell LA without ‘universal’ icon. Call me when Kaka gets his own line of underwear.