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Messi carried off on stretcher against Benfica, world nearly comes to end

Written by Dill Pickle

Not sure if you felt it, but an hour ago our entire existence stood still for about 45 seconds. It was like 2002 again, we were all in the Internet Explorer Matrix and it totally glitched.

It was at that exact moment that Lionel Messi went down with a knee injury, as seen above. Let’s try not to freak out; though he was taken off on a stretcher against Benfica the early reports are that it isn’t serious. DID YOU HEAR THAT planet Earth? IT ISN’T SERIOUS! I don’t want to give soccer crazies any reason to go all When Soccer Fans Attack on us.

That means no Molotov cocktails, please. No burning down stadiums. NOBODY PANIC!!!


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