So, yeah, soccer players have been linked to prostitutes over the years and prostitution has been linked to Brazil where it’s legal. Add all that up and you get this:
Prostitutes taking English classes in preparation of foreign clients. Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte, had this to say:
“It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn … (edited out). And for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes.”
Vieira added that she already has a ton of volunteer psychologists and doctors helping out with the teaching.
I don’t know what else to say, but I’m ashamed … so very ashamed (bowing head).