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Jurgen Klopp killed and ate a fourth official during the Napoli game

Written by Will Parchman

It looks scary, sure, but can you imagine the guttural German obscenities flowing from that clenched jaw? It probably sounds like a fourth-century Hun warrior ripping out your heart, screaming it back into life and then reinserting it into your body. So you’re filled with a screaming, hairy, club-wielding German for the rest of your life.

So, you know, have fun with that.


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