Duke forward Audrey Gibson killed your holiday break; just put it to shame. While you were playing with your brand new socks from grandma, Audrey was in London – ballin’.

She wrote about her experiences and you can read them in their entirety via Duke Athletics, but here are a few of the juiciest excerpts that I cut up strategically to make you sick to your holiday sweater stomach.

“We enjoyed high tea at The Dorchester where we nibbled on sandwiches, scones and a variety of desserts. In the evenings we dined at delicious restaurants, saw a few shows including the Nutcracker and The Little Match Girl and relaxed … we headed to a premier league game – Stoke City vs. Tottenham Spurs … after dinner we listened to the Queen’s speech and then opened presents while enjoying some tea and dessert.”

Yup … Happy New Year!