Portland Timbers midfielder Darlington Nagbe got married a couple weeks ago and I completely understand why. Who wouldn’t marry a woman that surprises you with a cake designed like an Xbox at the wedding? No one I’d want to know.
Best part of the specialty cake was the edible copy of FIFA 13 sitting atop the console. That’s just money. Looks like you’ve found yourself a keeper, sir … I’d hold onto the wife, too.
— Darlington Nagbe (@darlingtonnagbe) December 18, 2012