When David Beckham signed his three-hour contract (five months, whatev) with PSG recently, he received heavy praise for announcing he would donate his entire salary to charity.
So, of course, that only left one thing for teammate Zlatan Ibrahimovic to do: completely make fun of him. Here’s what he recently told reporters:
“I heard Beckham’s decision and it made me think, ‘Who is most deserving of all of the money that I, Zlatan, am paid?’ The answer is Zlatan. The children of Paris are not leading Ligue 1 in goals this season. I am. I have 20 goals. The next best players have 12. Twelve! If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation.”
OMG! Did Zlatan just become my favorite player? He’s quickly trending in that direction. First, he makes fun of Messi and Ronaldo and now this. Keep this up and you might just steal my heart, you kidder you.