Following Arsenal’s loss to Wigan Monday, Robin Van Persie and Steve Caldwell violated several hundred ‘manshake’ laws.
Thou shall not take more than 3 seconds to complete a manshake.
Thou shall not palm and squeeze another man’s hand during a manshake.
And lastly, rule No. 24C: dude, stop handfighting! It’s embarrassing.
While both players will be written up and reprimanded accordingly, they’re far from the only athlete offenders.
See the shocking footage after the jump.