What? No more Khloe and Lamar?
What do we do now? … Read? (Audience laughter.)
Lamar Odom has reportedly decided to ditch his popular reality TV show with wife Khloe Kardashian in order to focus on his plummeting NBA career.
If I were him, I’d go the other way around. The show is the best thing going for him and consistently provides awkward moments of a 7-foot athlete acting like a teenage girl – complete with crushes on boys.
On the bright side, this means there’s a primetime slot open for the likes of a soccer reality TV star. Come on, what sport has more compelling figures than futbol?
The candidates are endless, but we should make this happen soon before the Kardashians claim another spinoff for themselves.
I can see it now: premiering this fall, Keeping up with Kim’s … uhh, tail.