Author Archives: Reshad Bahadori
David Luiz aka Sideshow Bob came up with this cracker.
For those who don’t know, Irina Shayk is the girlfriend of this one guy that plays for Real Madrid and Portugal. He wears the #7 jersey and apparently goes by the name Ronaldo. All you need to know for now is that Irina is pretty. She’s very pretty. What I’m trying to say is that she’s hot and I can’t stop thinking about her. Alright that was weird.
Ms. Shayk was at an MTV party when some obnoxious Greek reporter decided to try his hand at comedy. Long story short, he failed. He handed her a pair of scissors to cut up a Messi jersey and instead she used the scissors to cut his hair. I guess class runs in the family. Well done, Irina.
Utrecht centerback Mike van dor Hoorn was trying to clear the ball, but didn’t succeed. Instead, he tripped over his own feet and fell on his face, all while scoring one of the worst own goals this year. I love how even the AZ Alkmaar players were trying to comfort him.
The MNT take on Honduras for a spot in the World Cup on Sunday.
Last week Messi and Alves were the talk of the town for their game of keep up before the PSG game. This week a few fellas from Ajax do their best impression of the Barca boys. Siem de Jong, Christian Eriksen and Kolbeinn Sigthorsson have some fun during training and play a three way game of keep up. The ball in your court Real Madrid. I guess I should rephrase that. The bass is at your feet Madrid…nevermind.
Real Talk is back and this time we’re in beautiful San Diego for the big ECNL event. Host Reshad Bahadori talks to several ECNL players to find out what the best part about playing for an ECNL team is. The game of word association gets some surprise answers and apparently no one likes referees.