Indulge me for a second as I enter Iker Casillas’ head and bring you his mental dialogue … and, ACTION!
Man, this booger has just been sitting in my nose all day. I should probably pick it before I go out in front of thousands of people. Especially once I get my gloves on and wont be able to fit my finger in my nose. Alright, that’s it! I’m going for it! I almost got it …
(Guy taps Casillas’ shoulder)
“Hey, what’s up? I was just checking my cleats for boogers.” Finally, I got it! Now I just have to figure out where to put it. This kid wont mind if I rub it all over his cheek will he? “Here’s a souvenir kid.”