The above video is a real-life psychological study of Newcastle fans with heavy accents and heavier obsessions with their favorite futbol club. Throughout the study, you’ll hear these maniacs say things like:
Football comes first … Football was there before me wife. So it’s always going to be there and that’s always going to be a problem.
I won’t spoil the conclusion of the study, but here are my own findings:
These guys are lucky to have wives. If I were a scientist I’d run a study on the women to figure out where they went wrong. Don’t these women know they have options? That there are guys out there who speak proper English (me wife? Really bro?) and value human contact over soccer?
Don’t answer that now … I’m watching the game.