The USWNT has annoyed opponents during the Olympics with their elaborate goal celebrations. Personally, I couldn’t be prouder! It doesn’t get any more American than rubbing victory in the face of your competition.
Megan Rapinoe wrote a birthday message for Ali Krieger against Colombia; then we did ‘the worm’ against North Korea and cartwheels against New Zealand. Those were all nice, but we’ve got to take it to the next level against Canada. Let’s get personal! Here are my suggestions:
The ‘Canadian Bacon’: While most of the squad lies in a skillet-shaped circle, the goal-scorer sizzles in the middle, gyrating in delight.
The ‘Steve Nash’: This one is simple. The team runs into the tunnel and emerges with Canada’s favorite son, Steve Nash, who is tied up and blindfolded like a hostage. All of Canada reacts LIKE THIS.
The ‘Body Paint’: This one kind of speaks for itself. Wait a minute, is that a U.S. jersey Alex is wearing or …