I say it’s all nonsense.
Take a look at this model mom (above), for example. Her son clearly has no concept of a header, so what does she do: BOOM!
YOU GON’ LEARN TODAY (Kevin Hart voice)!
The kid may not be old enough to tell the difference between apple sauce and hardwood floors, but I bet he adjusts next time he sees a soccer ball.
It’s like my mom used to tell me right before she locked me in the attic for the weekend:
“Keep quiet, and breathe in the bag!”
Wait … there was something else she’d say:
“If it’s not tough, it’s not love!”
(There it is.)
Well played, mom. Well played.