Written by The 91st

Here’s the scoop:

Vanderlei Luxemburgo, the coach of Brazilian team Gremio, was accused of teasing (yes, teasing) Huachipato manager Jorge Pellicier. So, following the match, the entire Huachipato squad decided to jump him.

From there, the riot squad, fans, ball boys, dogs and horses got involved. And that’s all I have to say about that.

 

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Written by Jahmal Corner

Brazilian 4th division team Votuporanguense beat Fernandopolis 2-1 in a match Sunday that erupted into a brawl and 12 red cards.

The mayhem began when Fernandopolis’ goalkeeper took down Votuporanguense’s striker on a 1v1. After he got shown a red, things got out of hand. There were punches and flying kicks that mostly didn’t connect. It resulted in a few minor injuries and once things were settled down, 11 more red cards were handed out.

 

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Written by Jahmal Corner

If you really want to discipline a player, take away his ability to bathe himself – that’s what I always say.

Well, it seems someone finally listened, and after last night’s brawl between English clubs Bradford and Crawley (above) there are a few disciplined players who won’t be shampooing anytime soon.

The madness happened when the two clubs went at each other after the whistle and the five players found to be the offenders retreated to their locker rooms.

The refs followed.

Bradford manager Phil Parkinson told the BBC:

“I have never been in a situation before where a ref has come into the dressing room, pulled players on one side and sent them off. He wouldn’t allow me in there.”

Unfortunately, no cameras found their way in either so we can’t show you what would’ve been classic footage of red cards being exchanged under the sprinkle of shower heads.

We’ll just have to use our imaginations and L-O-L until it hurts.

 

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Video: Lingerie Football Fight

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WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE

In an epic clash between the Philadelphia Passion and the Toronto Triumph, emotions ran high. Following a dynamic and heart-pounding 2 yard touchdown run, the Passion decided to do their best touchdown dance and even includes a “Philly leap!” The Toronto Triumph took exception to this demonstration resulting in this…

To recap, the Lingerie Football League does in fact exist. Here are some LFL facts to bring you up to speed:

  • The LFL was originally a pay-per-view event broadcast directly opposite the Super Bowl Halftime Show
  • The league consists of 20 games between 10 teams
  • The setup of two 15 minute halves along with a ten minute halftime allows for fans to conveniently only waste 40 minutes of their lives at a time


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After losing the Copa Libertadores title, the soccer club Penarol was unable to accept their loss — and proceeded to fight the winner, Santos. After the final whistle, the action on the field didn’t end. Blows were thrown, and a crazy fight broke out which Penarol says was started by a Santos fan. While Santos blames the Penarol players for the brawl, saying they didn’t know how to accept defeat properly.

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