Things that might have gone through Carlos Puyol’s head while on stage at the Champions League drawing:
10. “Why is this guy in a penguin suit?”
9. “Wait, you’re supposed to dress up for this?”
8. “Gerard promised me we’re going to a Shakira concert after this.”
7. “Mom is going to be so pissed off at me.”
6. “They told me there’s a beach near by, and now I’m stuck in these stupid board shorts.”
5. “Who’s this super hottie next to me?”
4. “Do you think they notice I’m not in a tux? ”
3. “S***t, I knew I shouldn’t have taken that bet with Leo and Andres.”
2. “I should have just used the hair dryer instead of air drying. I would have had some time to get dressed, curse these beautiful curls.”
1. “I can’t wait to grab some beers after this with Cesc.”
