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According to journalist Peter O’Rourke, U.S. U20 midfielder Kyle Scott is just about done at Chelsea after nearly two years. O’Rourke’s sources say Scott is asking to leave the club.

One would assume that based solely on outward appearances, life was good in these halcyon championship days for Kyle Scott at Chelsea. The young American international, who’s represented England, Ireland and the U.S. at the YNT level, just polished off his best ever youth campaign at the club level. Chelsea won its second consecutive UEFA Youth League title earlier this month, and Scott played an integral role. He scored the only goal to beat Ajax in the quarterfinals. That came just two months after he signed a new contract in February.

Chelsea dropped PSG 2-1 in the final, and you can see Scott (third from the left) celebrating here.

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miazga

In January, young American center back Matt Miazga moved from his developmental home to Chelsea. The longtime Red Bulls defender, who’d been reared in that system since his pre-teen years, went from everyday starter in MLS to Premier League ingenue overnight.

On Saturday, his career lurched forward another step. Miazga became the first American in history to play in a Premier League game for Chelsea.

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Cup Magic! It’s time yet again for the stodgy-and-old and hyperbolic-and-young to bombard your senses with the sheer, unfiltered glory of English cup soccer! It is crafted first at Hogwarts before being crammed into your brain with a potato masher! Whether you want this crap or not! Magic! Cups!

Alright, so the Capital One Cup isn’t quite the FA Cup, in that nobody in the EPL really cares about it, and even the lower tier clubs view it as an occasional opportunity to take pot shots at the richers before getting back to the serious business of getting promoted.

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pedro

You may remember (YOU SHOULD ANYWAY) the petition Seattle-area club Crossfire brought forth to FIFA in an effort to generate compensation for DeAndre Yedlin’s sale to Spurs. It’s a seminal moment in youth soccer development in America. The trickle-down effect these sales have on lower clubs can ultimately help break the shackles of pay-to-play. At the very least, they’ll lower costs while the money begins is slow filter downward.

As it is, MLS doesn’t reward clubs with compensation. But what does that look like practically in places that do? We got a tangible taste of that this week when Pedro was sold from Barcelona to Chelsea for £23m. And it was glorious.

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Earlier this week, the Professional Footballers Association released its list of six nominees for its prestigious Footballer of the Year award. Notably, there were two Chelsea players on the list in Eden Hazard and Diego Costa. Manchester United’s David De Gea was the only keeper to make the cut.

Puzzling. When Chelsea and United meet on Saturday, De Gea won’t even be the best keeper on the field.

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bolkiah

UPDATE (3/15/16): After impressing in Chelsea’s youth system for a couple years, Faiq Bolkiah just signed a three-year pro deal with Premier League-leaders Leicester City. According to ESPN sources, Leicester City thinks highly enough of Bolkiah that they’re signing him with the intention of integrating him into the first team. Go on, young sultan.

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On the face of it, Faiq Bolkiah looks like any other up-and-coming English Premier League youth prospect. His profile on Chelsea’s website shows a taut-faced U18 player, his bio clocking in at an innocuous 39 words.

Faiq Bolkiah is originally from Brunei and was at Southampton and Reading before moving to Chelsea in January 2014. He’s an attacking player who predominantly plays wide-right or wide-left and likes to cut inside to create and score goals.

A source told TopDrawerSoccer.com this week that U.S. U17 coach Richie Williams took a recent trip to London to scout an unidentified “Chelsea winger.” Bolkiah is of Bruneian heritage but was born in Los Angeles, is a Chelsea winger and was born in 1998, making him age eligible for the new U17 cycle starting later this year. Williams may well be looking at someone else on his trip, but there’s a good chance it’s Bolkiah.

If the story ended there, we could toss Bolkiah’s name onto the heap with the rest of the promising string of dual-nationals and move on. But it doesn’t, primarily because of Bolkiah’s family. His uncle is the Sultan of Brunei, one of the richest men on the planet (in 2008 Forbes reported his net worth at $20 billion). And according to Vanity Fair, his father, Prince Jefri of Brunei, has “probably gone through more cash than any other human being on Earth.” Prince Jefri might be the most notoriously lavish playboy in modern history. And his son could soon be in an American national team jersey.

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The UEFA Youth League is not an old competition. In fact, the 2014-15 season is just its second in existence. It came under immediate scrutiny for denying school-aged players valuable classroom time, and you can read an interesting Reddit conversation centering around a German protest here.

But the tournament marches on astride these great concerns. Barcelona won the first title in 2014 behind Munir El Haddadi’s 11 goals, making him the event’s first great breakout star. This season marked Chelsea’s turn. The Blues lost one match the entire tournament, a 2-0 group stage loss to Schalke, which Makes Real Soccer. They won their other nine, including a 3-2 win over surprise package Shakhtar in Monday’s finale. These are those highlights. Write my P.O. Box if you need a drool-catch, especially in the tricky build-up on Chelsea’s first.

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Despite being up a man, Chelsea managed to draw PSG 2-2 in extra time this week. It knocked Chelsea out of the Champions League and forced Jose Mourinho into full-on crazy philosopher mode. Which is, if we’re honest, his only mode.

During the match, Zlatan Ibrahimovic got tagged with a red card for coming in hot on a challenge. It probably wasn’t a red card. This was the scene while Zlatan sat awaiting his beheading. The only players not swarming the referee: Oscar, who is feigning death, and the keeper. Nine angry smurfs, with Diego Costa predictably stepping in to challenge Zlatan to a punch-off.

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Chelsea Manager Jose Mourinho

During Tuesday’s 2015 Champions League knockout debut, Chelsea somehow managed to pick a draw out of the mud kicked up by a Paris Saint Germain monsoon in Paris. PSG owned 54 percent of possession, out-shot Chelsea 14-2 and earned seven corners to Chelsea’s one. Additionally, PSG was playing at home, with the holy triumvirate of Ibrahimovic-Lavezzi-Cavani all healthy. And Chelsea still managed to score an early, vital away goal to leave Paris with a 1-1 draw.

This goal was so emblematic of Chelsea’s European experience over the past few seasons. Simply grunt and get it done. Against the run of play, this was a cross from John Terry (defender), flicked on by Gary Cahill (defender) and scored by Branislav Ivanovic (defender). And every leg of it was exemplary, worthy of any attacker in the world.

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ibra

There were so many great goals in the Champions League this week, we’ll have to bring them all to you in one MEGALEG of a compilation. You’ve got Ibra scoring against Barcelona, Messi and Neymar scoring against IbraSG, a wonderful move from Chelsea’s Andre Schurrle against Sporting and one titanically awesome strike from Samir Nasri that pushed City into the round of 16 over Roma.

Dig it.

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