Written by Dill Pickle

Cake

What is it that I don’t know about Jose Mourinho returning to Chelsea? Will he arrive with a cure for cancer? Does his second coming mean that an angel gets its wings? The excitement surrounding this is going way over the line in my opinion. The latest display of enthusiasm definitely TAKES THE CAKE (don’t tell me you didn’t see that coming).

During Mourinho’s first public display after returning to manage Chelsea, he got the cake treatment. A journalist baked him this masterpiece which includes a Chelsea shirt along with a photo of Mourinho. “Welcome Jose Mourinho.

The cake consisted of two halves. One half is a Chelsea shirt and the other a photo of the coach with ‘Welcome Jose Mourinho – The special one is back’ are written in icing.

 

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Written by Rudy Madrigal

El Chelsea celebra la vuelta de José Mourinho
Chelsea is pretty excited to have its preferred coach back. To show how much they appreciate ‘The Special One’ the team had special t-shirts and jerseys made which can be bought online or in the team store. This love affair between Chelsea and Jose Mourinho is getting a bit ridiculous.

 

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Written by Travis Clark

Jose-MourinhoIt’s official. The ‘Special One’ is back in England.

Jose Mourinho is once again the head coach of Chelsea, the club announced on Monday. The two-time Premier League winner coached the London club from 2004 through 2007, and returns on the heels of stints with Inter Milan (2008-2010) and Real Madrid (2010-2013).

The long-rumored move comes as little surprise, as Mourinho’s relationship with Real Madrid soured towered the very end. He finished the 2012-13 season without winning a trophy, as runners up in La Liga to Barcelona and losing the Copa del Rey final against rivals Atheltico Madrid.

 

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Written by Rudy Madrigal

It’s nothing new that the L.A. Galaxy will be playing Spanish power Real Madrid this summer. However, what is new is that it will be part of a new inaugural summer tournament with 8 teams consisting of two brackets, East and West. Juventus, Everton Real Madrid and LA Galaxy will compete in the West bracket with AC Milan, Valencia, Inter Milan and Chelsea competing in the East.

The tournament play will begin July 27 at Mestalla Stadium in Valencia, Spain before migrating to the United States. Valencia is the only European city that will host a match with the other venues being Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, AT&T Park in San Francisco, Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, University of Phoenix Stadium in Phoenix, Met Life Stadium in Rutherford New Jersey (listed as New York?!?!?) and Sun Life Stadium in Miami for the final on August 7. For the complete schedule by date click here. For the complete schedule by bracket click here.

Each team is guaranteed three matches with L.A. playing at least one game at home in L.A. at the legendary Dodger Stadium (fun fact: this will the be the FIRST soccer game to take place in Chavez Ravine). The Guinness International Championships Cup, as it’s being called, will be good international exposure for teams like Valencia, Everton and the Galaxy who are trying to grow their international brand. It will also be particularly good for the young Galaxy  players who will get the chance to play against top quality players and teams.

While I’m excited for the tournament, especially for Valencia to come to the States again, I do wonder if this will help or hurt the Galaxy’s chances of winning a third successive MLS Championship and becoming another dynasty in Los Angeles. Let’s hope it helps and L.A. gets their third in a row. Move over Lakers!

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Written by The 91st

Chelsea had to wait until their season was over to see their greatest highlight yet. Following their final match, the son of goalkeeper Ross Turnbull took the field and wowed the crowd with this priceless goal.

It’s kind of difficult to dribble a ball that outweighs you, but young Josh made it happen, taking the ball into the box – pausing for dramatics – and then scoring, much to the delight of the crowd. Notice how the kid lifts his arms in triumph as the stadium roars. Clearly, he hasn’t mastered the whole walking thing yet, but he already knows how to work a crowd.

 

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Written by The 91st

Maybe Mousa Dembele had the right idea yesterday when he decided to take the day off. This soccer thing can be embarrassing. Chelsea’s Ramires found that out when he decided to hit the pitch with his face and promptly became an internet joke.

What’s Ramires’ favorite item in the garden? FACE PLANT.

Sorry, Ramires, the internet is a hard place. It’s a lot like the ground in that way.

 

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Written by Dill Pickle

Mousa

Hi, my name is Mousa Dembele … and I’m just chillin. My team has a match today against Chelsea but I’m not playing in that thing! Tssk. I have a muscle issue, and that’s the official reason I’ll be sidelined today.

The unofficial reason? Check it out after the jump

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Written by Rudy Madrigal

Taking part in a new ad for Chelsea’s sponsor, Samsung, Blues players’ Juan Mata, Fernando Torres, David Luiz and John Obi Mikel show off their skills inside a giant pinball machine. Made with life-size ramps, targets and a silver ball, the guys use their pinpoint accuracy to acquire points in the giant machine. This looks like a lot of fun and should be available somewhere.

 

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Written by Reshad Bahadori

David Luiz aka Sideshow Bob came up with this cracker.

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Written by The 91st

Harkes

D.C. United Academy standout and Wake Forest commit Ian Harkes has some friends in high places.

He’s currently hanging out in the UK with his dad, former US National Team player John Harkes, and one of his dad’s famous friends.

You may or may not recognize the Chelsea midfielder.

 

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