If you aren’t yet acquainted, Billy McCulloch is the greatest thing on earth. Mostly because he hardly makes sense as a human. Watch that video. Just watch it. McCullough waddles into questions armed with nonsensical jokes, which he immediately responds to by cackling like a 19th century railway magnate who’d just fed thousands of his employees’ wage notes through a wood chipper.
His best prank, of course, came some three years ago, when McCulloch wore a Roberto Di Matteo jacket to the staff box while Rafa Benitez was managing. The term ‘idiot savant’ was made for moments like these.