Doncaster hosted Fleetwood Town in an English League 1 match last weekend (the game was played at Keepmoat Stadium, which is the greatest). BBC Sport listed seven shots on target, but their three succinct sentences sum up the match’s quality: awful and verging on apocalyptic.
In-house media teams have a whale of a time packaging highlight videos for drab scoreless draws. So Doncaster didn’t even try. These glorious 27 seconds are a monument to future highlight videos everywhere. We don’t need to see this game run back. Nobody needs to see this game run back. And so you get to see the glorious walk out of the tunnel and the beautifully taken final whistle. Bravo, Doncaster. Keep that moat.