In chapter 59 from the best-selling book: LeBron’s life is much better than yours, LeBron has attempted to motivate Liverpool (he’s a part owner) by offering them a trip to Vegas with Kanye West if they can win the Premier League.
Allow me to read a LeBron passage from the book (dramatic acting voice):
“Everybody in sport needs incentive and if the guys at Liverpool win something this year I will give them the best weekend of their life in Vegas. Kanye is in and trust me, nobody does Vegas like LeBron and Kanye … We will take them to places in Vegas 99 per cent of people don’t even know exist. There is Vegas and then there is ‘Vegas.’ “
Wow, who knew? All this time I’ve been taking vacations in Vegas, when I really should be visiting ‘Vegas.’ (Shrug).
Oh, and thanks for reminding me that I’m just an insignificant 99-percenter, LeBron. Seriously, when you’re not playing basketball you should write Hallmark Cards …
Too bad your life sucks.
- LeBron (via my helicopter in ‘Vegas’ not to be confused with Vegas.)
[I Am a GM]