The 91st Minute is admittedly a little late on this one, but sometimes the best things simply need a little time to marinate. Or, in this case, develop some raging dreds, bra.
These are Kyle Beckerman’s engagement photos from October. They are everything you’d hope for from MLS’ No. 1 Rasta. He poses with soccer balls on the Rio Tinto turf. He languidly lounges, seeming to tousle his rock-hard dreds in one finger with a gaze toward his mate deeper than Keanu Reeves’ theology. Then he dons a strange, celestial round hat no doubt fabricated entirely out of his brain power, from the melding of Keats and a single thought of the curvature of our very planet. Kyle Beckerman is a very powerful man.
Also, he’s got this utility fishing vest on. Imagine Ms. Frizzle’s Magic School Bus, but put, like, adult things in it. That’s Kyle Beckerman’s fishing vest.