Written by Will Parchman

A day after the Galaxy fell 4-2 at Tijuana, Sporting KC was thrashed 5-1 away to Cruz Azul. Turns out MLS is still largely cursed in Mexico. Within that 5-1 beating, Cruz Azul did something pretty crazy: they moved the ball roughly 30 yards by taking just two touches via foot. The third was the goal.

Not sure if you’ve ever seen a headed through ball, but here’s your chance.

 

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Grant Wahl’s annual MLS Ambition Rankings dropped on SI today, which you can read here. It ranks teams based on criteria like practice facilities, sponsorship and season ticket sales. As usual, specific figures within a league that zealously guards its books were hard to come by.

But there were a few particularly interesting nuggets on the youth development side. Six teams divulged how much they’ve spent on development. This from Grant’s article.

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Camilo’s well-publicized decampment from Vancouver to Liga MX led to another round of scurrilous criticisms pointed toward the league that lost him. In some ways, it’s hard to begrudge them. Camilo, the league’s reigning scoring champion after bagging 22 goals last year, promptly left Canada for Mexico’s Queretaro on the doorstep of the 2014 season. And he did it in the most underhanded way imaginable.

The real disappointment lay in all that Camilo represented. MLS has had athleticism and straightaway speed for years, but the league’s growth now is measured more by its strides on the technical side of the game. Camilo was a totem for this growth, a player for the league’s new decade with shiny foot skills and unreal golazos. And now he’s gone.

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On Monday, Gothamist’s Dan Dickinson revealed the final two competitors for NYCFC’s badge design. After a seemingly endless parade of selfies and ironic selfies and proto-ironic selfies (you don’t want to know) and whatever else was shoved into NYCFC’s Twitter feed during their badge competition, we have two very un-ironic competitors.

For me, it’s perfect if you take the more colorful interlocking NYCFC from the misshapen badge and import it to the circular badge. Then you’ve got a hit.

 

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At times, we all need a little direction. Even if that direction is leading us right off a cliff. Which is where we intend to guide you today.

As the 19th MLS season kicks off this weekend, we give you a reason to watch and a reason to ignore all 19 of the league’s teams. And it wouldn’t be TDS if we didn’t talk about some exciting young prospects too, right?

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One reason you should care: Mike Magee. Is there anything else to say? Switching clubs in 2013, Magee went on to claim MVP honors, scoring seemingly at will. Now the race is on for him to go on an Edson Buddle-like run all the way onto the 2014 U.S. World Cup squad.

One reason you shouldn’t care: Frankly, there was a lot of turnover in Chitown during the offseason. Frank Yallop replaced Frank Klopas in the head coaching role, which means that the Fire is entering 2014 with a lot of new faces and a potentially new look. And a lot of times, newness in MLS doesn’t lend itself to the best soccer — at least at the beginning of the season.

Young player to watch: U.S. U20 international Victor Pineda signed with the Fire back in 2010… and has yet to make an appearance for the first team in a regular season match. Can he convince Frank Yallop he’s worthy of minutes this season? He showed flashes of excitement at last year’s U20 World Cup and it certainly wouldn’t be out of the question to see him finally debut this season.

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The Timbers just redid the paint in their training center in Portland, and it’s just so… Portland. All the things we enjoy about the Portland Porters: Pressure, possession, steely glares in the gloaming, Will Johnson’s annoyingly effective face, Darlington Nagbe’s lifeforce, all that damn green… maybe my wall mural would’ve looked different.

 

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According to this report right here, Malaga’s Pedro Morales is already in Vancouver. The Whitecaps are on the lookout for a No. 10 since Camilo bounced for Mexico, and this could be the answer. Could this mean Javier Morales’ incumbent role as MLS’s ‘Best attacking midfielder with the last name Morales’ is in jeopardy?! Tension. So much tension.

Here’s another thing: Morales’ nickname? Pokegol. I’ve heard Spanish announcers call him Pikachu before. This immediately becomes the best nom de guerre in MLS.

Since this is the internet, we have literature on Morales. Well, it’s more like videos set to crap music, but beggars and choosers and you know.

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MLS’s expansion to 24 teams by 2020 is a top priority item. I’ve said my piece on this before. Placeholders and overgrowth and quality over quantity. The league is trending upward, it’s just a matter of focusing its growth through the proper channels.

Texas, it seems, is high on the agenda. Austin recently splashed into the news via Michael Wilt, a local developer who could use “Austin FC LLC” to open the channels on a new stadium soon. Meanwhile, San Antonio is angling for a jump to MLS from the NASL, and the Crocketteers are on the case. For those counting, that would make four MLS teams in the state of Texas. If it seems like a crowded house, it’s because it would be.

To be sure, the state of Texas is enormous to the point of absurdity. Driving from the Louisiana border to El Paso is roughly the same distance as El Paso to the Pacific Ocean. Which crosses three states. Even within that galactic empire of sand and trees, Austin and San Antonio are close cultural cousins, sharing a stretch of I-35 than spans just 80 miles and occupying similar spheres of influence. Oh sure, Austin is the cooler relative, hosting trendy technology and music festivals, goading residents to try ever newer and stranger food concoctions and trading on its ability to stand as a blue dot in a sea of red.

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The Goat Parade reported today that Chivas Guadalajara filed for two separate patents in January on Los Angeles SC and Los Angeles F.C.  What do they look like? Why yes, there are image mockups on these already.

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You may remember this fun video from June in which then-RSL-AZ academy member Trevor Hyman gave you a first-person view of the Casa Grande, Ariz. home where RSL’s training setup resides. It was a lot of fun.

Call this the senior team equivalent. You get to see how the pros train from a first-person perspective. As always, the GoPro carries the day.

 

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