Written by The 91st

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This was my reaction to the New Orleans Hornets NBA franchise announcing it will change its name to the New Orleans Pelicans in 2014 … the New Orleans Pellet Guns? WHAT?!Oh, the New Orleans PELICANS, I see … the New Orleans PELICANS?? WHAT?!

Pretty much. Twitter had a similar reaction:

See the only guy actually excited about ‘Pelicans’ after the jump.

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Written by Jahmal Corner

Must be nice to be Will Ferrell. When you’re one of the funniest people on the planet you pretty much have a lifetime Hall Pass. The guy can do anything he wants.

If you ever find yourself the victim of a hit-and-run, or a robbery, and you discover Will Ferrell is behind it don’t even bother trying to press charges … “Officer, aren’t you going to arrest him!?” (Officer chuckling) … “I can’t believe Will ACTUALLY robbed you. He’s frickin hilarious!”

Per the video above, Ferrell went Tina Fey rogue and announced the starting lineups for last night’s NBA game between the Chicago Bulls and New Orleans Hornets. It’s classic.
In fact, I’m hereby starting a petition to have the starting lineups properly announced in soccer matches. Bear with me here:

“AND NOW, starting at striker … he plays like a man but looks like a child! If you closed your eyes and only heard his voice you’d think you were in a girls’ high school locker room! Known for his goals and for making David Beckham his bitch in the tell-all book, “Beckham Experiment” … THE ONE, THE ONLY, LANDON DONOVAN!!!!”

Crowd goes wild. Donovan goes postal. … Here’s another Ferrell gem after the jump.

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