Because the sweet aroma of perspired men in a baseball clubhouse is something we all deserve to embody, the New York Yankees are set to launch a men’s and women’s fragrance this spring. The developers of the perfume/cologne have spent months collecting sweat from Derek Jeter’s cap and hot air from Alex Rodriguez’s mouth in order to deliver a winning product.

And because we live in a copycat world, you can absolutely expect to see other professional sports teams follow suit with their own fragrances (we can assume that the Boston Red Sox aroma will mostly consist of fried chicken and beer).

Here are three soccer clubs to keep an eye on and the products they may soon be pushing at your local department store.

LA Galaxy presents “Scent of a Landon.” It comes in a small package but delivers a potpourri of subtle and natural ingredients that pack a kick.

Barcelona offers “Smells Like Team Spirit.” This is what winners smell like. Bold and dynamic, it’s sure to bring you a healthy following of admirers and to restore bodily order when things get “Messi” (too easy).

Rangers FC’s “Envy” … because it’s the closest the club can get to green at the moment. It mostly reeks of desperation. Apply sparingly – there’s a thin line between desire and despair.