It’s happening. The Convergence of the Spheres is upon us.
Or, you know, whatever. No, Carlo Ancelotti is not packing up his eyebrow and getting out of town. Martin Odegaard, he of Ultimate Internet Fame, is on the bench for Real Madrid’s season finale against Getafe on Saturday. With everything decided and Barcelona already holding the league trophy, Odegaard could be on the field for the Real Madrid senior team for the first time. Gird thyself. The Takes Are Coming. Valar Morghulis.