Ever want to play soccer in an anime show? No? Well shut the hell up because you’re about to get smacked in the face with some sweet INAZUMA ELEVEN action.
This is what’s being called a “soccer-RPG series,” which, for those of you unfamiliar with RPGs, basically means fantasy soccer but way crazier. If you have a Nintendo 3DS, you can buy this thing now. So… yeah. Do with that what you will. But be sure to watch this video a second time. It gets weirder.
Plus, what is an UTTER GUTSINESS BAT?! I… don’t really want to know, actually.