Is it really fair to say David Beckham and wife Posh Spice (her legal name as far as I’m concerned) were “caught” on the Lakers Kiss Cam last night? They’re always on camera. You can YouTube “Beckham wipes mouth in restaurant” this very moment and find about 50 videos of him eating, slobbering or generally breathing. These two are famous in ways we can’t imagine.

And that’s why I’m not buying this little act. You’re really telling me Posh is embarrassed to kiss her husband on camera? This is the same chick who told us that if we wanted to be her lover we had to get with her friends (of course, she also told us she really wants to “zigazig ah,” so, yeah …)

The most authentic part of this video is the guy in the background who hits us with the Tebow/Jailhouse pose. Well done, sir. Now that’s keeping it real.

 

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Brazilian women’s star Marta, who used to play in the now suspended Women’s Professional Soccer league, can still ball. Check out her ridiculous back-heel volley for a goal with her new club team in Sweden. Goal sequence starts 16 seconds into the video.

Bonus points for the celebration. Was that the electric slide?

 

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After watching this video, I halfway expected Ashton Kutcher to run out on the field and tell the defense: you just got punked!

What Jhasmani Campos does to these poor defenders is just wrong. Particularly when he turns back up-field and leaves one guy assuming the Tim Tebow position. But not even prayer could save him on this one.

 

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Paging the Bolton defense; paging the Bolton defense. There’s an attacker in the middle of the field, you may want to like, stop the ball.

Great run here by Ben Arfa. Suspect defense by Bolton.

 

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With two more goals against Real Zaragoza on Sunday Messi now has 60 for the season. The last player to do that was Bayern Munich’s Gerd Mueller in 1972-73. And as far as I’m concerned, if a feat didn’t occur on color television it didn’t happen at all.

So congratulations, Messi, you just made history.

 

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If you let me stand in the box without any defense or keeper I don’t think I could throw the ball with this perfect a placement. And I don’t say that out of reverence for Ronaldo, I say it out of bitterness!

This guy wins the gene pool lottery and I’m supposed to just applaud him? I’ve had enough. This is the last Ronaldo video I post … um, today.

 

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If you haven’t heard, UFC President Dana White called out the world’s favorite sport and dubbed soccer players the least-talented athletes on the planet.

“Can’t stand soccer. It’s the least-talented sport on Earth. There’s a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you’re playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that’s a blowout) – are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big?”

Oh, hell no! Them’s fightin’ words, Mr. White (pun fully intended). No soccer fan or player is going to take that lying down, especially from a man with a girl’s name. *Sigh* See what you did, Dana? You brought out the schoolyard bully in me. That’s not cool.

Enter Jimmy Conrad, former U.S. MNT and MLS player who is ready to defend the beautiful game and it’s players’ honor. He has sent an open letter to Mr. White, challenging him to a friendly game of soccer, “unless [he's] scared, of course.” Gauntlet thrown down.

Most soccer fans can appreciate a good fight, so you can believe my excitement when White accepted Conrad’s challenge. Check out his response over Twitter after the jump.

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U.S. Men’s National Team coach Jurgen Klinsmann sat down for an interview and quickly tackled the hot topic of the U23s.

Solid interview, here. Unfortunately, Jurgen was not asked about his appearance in the dance video after the jump.

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I’m not sure if this is lacrosse or Ultimate Tak Ball, but I really like it.

A goalkeeper should be well within his or her right to lay someone out, then stand over them and raise their arms like a prize fighter (I seriously can’t stop watching this! Even the coach is laughing … or whoever that random grown man on the field is).

If soccer implemented this rule, say on penalty kicks, how much excitement would it add? A keeper would no longer have to wait in the box and die that slow death where they guess to one side and end up looking like they’re on hallucinogens. They could bring the noise to the shooter before a kick ever got off!

Who’s with me? I know pigtails agrees.

So does this keeper after the jump.

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Now that’s what I call sending a message! Pigtails knew exactly what she was doing, and you could see her little underdeveloped mind churning before the play happened:

“Look at him, picking pebbles and licking them – he’s easy to spot. He thinks this is a game? He doesn’t know that I’ll run him over without hesitation then jump in my car seat and head home? Well he’s about to find out – BOOM!”

The only thing that could’ve made this better would’ve been if she jumped to her feet and performed the Ray Lewis dance – after the jump.

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