Will Ferrell could solve soccer’s security issues. If you don’t believe me take a look at the footage from last night’s Los Angeles Lakers game. There’s Will Ferrell dominating court safety with his red coat and Stone Cold Steve Austin mug – no one in, no one out.
He wasn’t even afraid to take on 7-foot Shaquille O’Neal, who frankly shouldn’t have even been allowed in the building given his history with Kobe. Anyway, maybe you haven’t noticed but soccer has a bit of a problem with people running on the pitch, attacking players, bombing stadiums … you know, the usual.
I say we get Ferrell out to some matches. Sure, he isn’t a real security guard, but neither are the guys working soccer games. Just ask Messi how ‘safe’ he feels.
