Back in November, the Pali Blues and LA Strikers FC women’s teams merged within the USL W-League to create LA Blues SC, which kicks off its first consolidated season on May 16 against Sedona FC. Competing in the competitive eight-team Western Conference, the Blues will run up against teams like the Seattle Sounders’ women’s affiliate.
In advance of the season opener, the Blues came out with this promo video this spring. It starts off as a fairly normal thing until GOALS happens and suddenly you’re wondering why this disembodied voice is shouting you down. It all happens so fast (wait, did he say “the top tier of women’s soccer?”) that by the time he shouts GOALS in your face again, you might as well be drowning.