Despite being up a man, Chelsea managed to draw PSG 2-2 in extra time this week. It knocked Chelsea out of the Champions League and forced Jose Mourinho into full-on crazy philosopher mode. Which is, if we’re honest, his only mode.
During the match, Zlatan Ibrahimovic got tagged with a red card for coming in hot on a challenge. It probably wasn’t a red card. This was the scene while Zlatan sat awaiting his beheading. The only players not swarming the referee: Oscar, who is feigning death, and the keeper. Nine angry smurfs, with Diego Costa predictably stepping in to challenge Zlatan to a punch-off.