In the wake of Arrigio Sacchi’s recent comments about “too many black players” in Italy, and the despicable actions of a group of racist Chelsea fans (one of which has a ridiculous circa-1990 high top fade), Sepp Blatter found his pants just in time to burst into a conversation nobody asked him to join.
Spin the Blatter wheel: is this article 1.) overtly tone deaf, 2.) subtly racist or 3.) comically over-stated. If you guessed all three, you get to be the new FIFA president. Congratulations.